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'...God is recalling all mankind...'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Fishing with God

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Cheating Death.

WHACK!

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Bigfoot tracks...

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."