Sermon Joker Pillows

I knocked over the pulpit and ruined his sermon. Ah, so that's why he called you a "weapon of mass destruction"!

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.

"...why a Trinity? It gets a bigger laugh that way."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Get crazy once in a while

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

E=Emcee Squared

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Psychobabble.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

A clown & his clone.

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"