Serious Study Seeker Gifts

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Amateur Palmist

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."