Serious Study Seeker Gifts

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Amateur Palmist

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."