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'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

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"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

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"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

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A misunderstanding between two passengers

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

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"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

When Tia Carmen says... "It is not only what we do that we are held responsible for, but also for what we do not do." it means...she's writing to the network asking that they not kill off her favorite telenovela character.

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

'I know that it's her favourite serial, but I wish your mother would get her own TV repaired.'