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'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Bull with gun

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

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"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

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'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'Isn't this 332 Graham st.?

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"Don't tell me the ending."

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