Surprise Spoiler Pillows

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Baby deformation.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Bull with gun

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Awkward Moments

Snowman in the Freezer.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.