Surprise Spoiler Mugs

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

Bull with gun

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Announcement at teatime

Awkward Moments

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.