Storyline Spoiler Mugs

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Bull with gun

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

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I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

Did we end last week with an awesome, startling cliffhanger, or what? I mean, there you dear reader were, thinking what incredible revelation is forthcoming? How could you hint that Sadie Cohen, resident irascible octogenarian, has a dark secret, and then just break for the weekend? And yet … despite the fact that we esteemed and handsome cartoonists taunted you with such a remarkable tease, such a breakthrough narrative moment, we have not been inundated with cards and letters begging for the t

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Spoiler alert!"

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'

Dog spoiling book for cat

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'Isn't this 332 Graham st.?

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Don't tell me the ending."

Old Lady Joins Muggers.