Storyline Spoiler Gifts

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Bull with gun

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

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"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"Spoiler alert!"

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'You're Steve from menswear. I read it on wikileaks.'

Dog spoiling book for cat

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'Isn't this 332 Graham st.?

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

"Don't tell me the ending."

Old Lady Joins Muggers.