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"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

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"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

You can always tell a good book by its libel.

'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'

Stolen Crime Books.

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

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"You spoil that cat!"

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

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"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'

"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."

A Christmas Carl.

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"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."