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"Since you're breaking up with me, I'm giving away the spoilers to that movie you wanted to see."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

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'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

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"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

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"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

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