'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'
Septic Service Worker Gifts
Need a gift for a septic service worker who keeps everything flowing smoothly? Our collection of witty and thoughtful products features clever designs perfect for those who handle the dirty work with pride. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, find something that truly honors their crucial role—adding a splash of humor and appreciation to their day.
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
Biofelineism
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Thank you, Essential Workers
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."
"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Someone to see you!"
Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny
Daisy Diaper Service
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
'What it is is a giant kidney.'
"Go back! The place is full of mold!"
"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"
Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.
We're polishing our brand.
NYC Department of Sanitation
Welsh water sewage
"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."
Mask Autumn
'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'
"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"
'Please take this away from me.'
Shoptalk
'One day son, all this will be collected.'
"You have sewage between your teeth."
Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'
Septic Service Worker Gifts Collection
Septic Service Worker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for septic service workers, perfect for adding humor to their daily routine or showing appreciation with a clever design.
Septic Service Worker Pillows
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Septic Service Worker Prints
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Septic Service Worker T-Shirts
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