Septic Service Worker T-Shirts

'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Someone to see you!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Daisy Diaper Service

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

Welsh water sewage

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Mask Autumn

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'Please take this away from me.'

Shoptalk

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'