Sentimental Sourpuss Pillows

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Romance

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

Romantic Tree Carving

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"It was her mothers"

Letter writing lady.

'I can change! I swear!'

"He's So Your Type."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Broken Heart

"You are literally my entire world."

Two hands holding a picture of a girl.

Dog Statue

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

"He had a full two weeks."

Barbara Cartland