Sentimental Sourpuss Gifts

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Romance

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Noel Coward.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

"It was her mothers"

Letter writing lady.

Romantic Tree Carving

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"He's So Your Type."

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

ONE IN A MILLION

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Broken Heart

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You are literally my entire world."

Dog Statue

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Barbara Cartland

"He had a full two weeks."