Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.
Social Scene Sourpuss Gifts
Looking for a playful, tongue-in-cheek gift for the social scene sourpuss? Our collection features products that blend sharp wit with fun aesthetics, perfect for anyone who's a bit of a skeptical social butterfly or loves to keep things real at every gathering. These items are sure to get a smile or a knowing nod, whether for a birthday, a gag gift, or just because someone needs a little humorous honesty in their life.
"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."
Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.
"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"
"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Liquidity Lunch
'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'
'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'
Happy hour.
"Sipsies?"
'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'
'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'
"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."
"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"
"I really like smart women."
'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'
Men's Parallel Bars
"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."
'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'
Bad Hare Day
"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."
"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."
'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'
Join me in a cosmopolitan?
"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."
'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'
'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'
"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
Wine and Books Bar.
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
Nappy Hour 2-3.
Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...
"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"
'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'
Social Scene Sourpuss Gifts Collection
Social Scene Sourpuss Mugs
See our full collection of social scene sourpuss mugs for more witty and sarcastic designs that spice up their morning routine.
Social Scene Sourpuss Pillows
Browse our social scene sourpuss pillows and bring a humorous, bold statement to their living space with these witty decorative cushions.
Social Scene Sourpuss Prints
Check out our social scene sourpuss prints to add a humorous, snarky touch to their home decor with exclusive, eye-catching artwork.
Social Scene Sourpuss T-Shirts
Explore our range of social scene sourpuss t-shirts to find hilarious and cheeky designs perfect for expressing their sassy personality.