Sentimental Sap Pillows

"You're five now, Lance. You've got to let go of four."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

Romance

'I always cry at weddings!'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Romantic Tree Carving

"It was her mothers"

Letter writing lady.

'I can change! I swear!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Broken Heart

Must Adopt As A Pair.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"You are literally my entire world."

Dog Statue

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Barbara Cartland

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."