Sentimental Dad Gifts

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"My wife is about to have a baby, so I was wondering if you could make me work late for the next eighteen years or so."

Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

New dad.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"Dad, I need some help - what's 4 x 4?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Gregson is a real family man.

"Daddy is making sense of things."

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'

"Oh, but it's not okay for me to practices being a parent?"

"Yoiks!"

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

"Do you remember when razors were give away?"

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

Les Papas - 'A Father is a gift-horse from Nature'