Sentimental Parents Gifts

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Baby Hairstyles.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Father nursing his sick child

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

Sweet Jailbreak

Dog Statue

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Sweets

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"Can I move in with you?"

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."