Pessimistic Parents Gifts

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

Worry tank

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Look on the dark side."

Tom's last day.

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Your glass is half full!'

"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."

Have A Nietzsche Day

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

Ok, I'll meet you at the Optimist Club unless I get hit by a bus or something.

'He always was an optimist.'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."