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"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'

Tom's last day.

"Look on the dark side."

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Your glass is half full!'

Have A Nietzsche Day

'Ok...I was wrong. Things can get worse.'

Things are never as bad as they seem - they're usually much, much worse.

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

'He always was an optimist.'