Sentimental Parents Pillows

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Baby Hairstyles.

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Father nursing his sick child

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Jim was a model Dad".

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"I feel I need to take a break from academia."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Dog Statue

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Sweets

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"You see it as half full, I see his diaper as half empty."

"Can I move in with you?"

'Simpler Times Ahead'

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

"I can't right now. I have to pick the kids up then eat them."