Nostalgic Dad Gifts

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

"Do you remember when razors were give away?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Go ask your search engine."

"The record player is skipping again."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

1998: A Look Back

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Where Mom used to take you.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"I won't be needing you this year."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"I miss Nixon."

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

No assembly required.

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Round up the usual suspects."

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

Zzzzzzzzz...