Nostalgic Dad T-Shirts

"I'd like to give you all the things I wanted as a kid, son, but I'm afraid they're illegal!"

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

"Do you remember when razors were give away?"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Go ask your search engine."

"The record player is skipping again."

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

1998: A Look Back

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I miss Nixon."

Where Mom used to take you.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Round up the usual suspects."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"