Nostalgic Parents Gifts

"I miss helicopter parenting."

'I DO miss spoiling the children now that they've all flown the coop!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Aging together

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

1998: A Look Back

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Where Mom used to take you.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"I miss Nixon."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Gym Paperboy.