Nostalgic Parents Pillows

"I miss helicopter parenting."

'I DO miss spoiling the children now that they've all flown the coop!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Aging together

1998: A Look Back

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"I miss Nixon."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Where Mom used to take you.

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

"Round up the usual suspects."

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Gym Paperboy.