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Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"Werewolves of London..."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

1998: A Look Back

Add your kids' ages together...

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"I won't be needing you this year."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

"Round up the usual suspects."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Think of it as instant messaging.

"I don't know how old my parents are, but they remember when a hashtag was a pound sign."