Nostalgic Parent Pillows

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"Ah, the rituals of childhood. Being tucked-in, kissing good night, trolling social media till dawn."

"With my dollar dance, I've raised enough money to buy Christmas presents for everybody."

"I don't know how old my parents are, but they remember when a hashtag was a pound sign."

'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Don't forget to click Reply."

"Dad! I got a balloon from the airshow!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

"Pssst... Hey, kid. Wanna run with scissors?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Round up the usual suspects."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

"I won't be needing you this year."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers