Sense Of Humour Gifts

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"...it's another metal detector."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Whipping Cream

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Magnet at scrapyard

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'