Sense Of Humour Mugs

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"...it's another metal detector."

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Whipping Cream

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Magnet at scrapyard

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'