Satirical Sense Of Humor Mugs

'Sale: all the stuff nobody else wants.'

Complaints department is a mirror.

"I never thought you'd solicit bribes, Mr. Boyd."

Pentagon Focus Groups

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'You see a problem, I see a challenge. Let's quit whining over knife crime and start taxing knives!'

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'

'I suppose privatizing the legal system really was the last straw.'

Pre-owned text messages.

The Anti-Vaxer

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Trump

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."