Satirical Senses Mugs

"Out to Latte"

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"This position has become very important to the company."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Life is for the birds.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."