Sensational Tv Fans Gifts

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Cut!

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Miami Mice

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

TV Situations vacant.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"There's the remote!"

Filmed in Supermarionation

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Liz Hurley