Sensational Tv Fans Pillows

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Miami Mice

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

TV Situations vacant.

As Seen Watching TV

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'You did your book report on the TV schedule?'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"There's the remote!"