Heavenly Tv Buffs Pillows

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"There's the remote!"

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Books versus TV.

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Richard Hammond.

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

Baby loving the television more than his/her parents.

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'

Dragon's Den

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Ever since we got one of those slimline models there's been nothing on TV.'

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.