Seniority Celebrator Gifts

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

Old Love

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The first birthday gift.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

Life begins at 60

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

Handel sitting on a piano

"How's your memory?"

"This is where the party budget ran out."