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"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

There is No Planet C

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Newborn Cosmonaut

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

A Space Walk

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"