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"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Parking meter on the moon.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

A Space Walk

Newborn Cosmonaut

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."