Senior Music Lovers Gifts

"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

ZZZZZZZ Top

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Bryan Ferry

Cossack dancers

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Plum jam...

Steve Howe.

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Disease-y Top

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Snake Charming

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Bassoon practice.