Beat-loving Seniors Gifts

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"The Just Me Band"

Bed and Breakfast

Old Frogs' Home

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

I love Marimba

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Oldies.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Drummers

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

When Moms Dance

Feel good.

Man playing the timpani drum.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

Every Night is Over 60's Night

Roller Skating Pensioner

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

Musician

"To jailed comrades!"