Senior Discounts Day Gifts

'Don't you think you are taking this qualifying for a bus pass thing a bit too far?'

Cats on Board.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Bed and Breakfast

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

Old Love

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Oldies.

'Prove it.'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

Methuselah shoots his age.

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

'George is on some weird pill...'

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'

Getting Old with Gramps.

Older Dads

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

70 is the new 40

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"So, we meet again."

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Most people mellow with age. So what's your problem? -Baldwood. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. I'll handle this one. She has mellowed. You

Candles being lit near old man's oxygen tank.

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

"Paying full price again? Won't you ever admit you're sixty plus?"

A table setting that includes dentures.

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'