Senior Discounts Day Prints

'Don't you think you are taking this qualifying for a bus pass thing a bit too far?'

Cats on Board.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Bed and Breakfast

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

Old Love

Oldies.

'Prove it.'

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

'Now where did I put that cape?'

"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"

'George is on some weird pill...'

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'

Older Dads

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

70 is the new 40

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"So, we meet again."

'Somedays his creakiness exceeds his crankiness.'

'You're pressing your pass upside-down and back-to-front - how am I expected to know you are an OAP?'

"Paying full price again? Won't you ever admit you're sixty plus?"

A table setting that includes dentures.

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'