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Polly txt speak

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

What's normal?

Vlad the Inhaler

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Naked Mole Rat

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Max Weber

Bull Pen

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Succeed

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Beware of Doug

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Kettle Drum

"You may need to seek professional help."