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'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"We're working on it - but first we have to know what to call it!"

Reading my Critics

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

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"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'