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'This is serious. I think our area of expertise lacks a buzzword.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation