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"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Spellng Bee

Proof Reading

Scouse For Beginners

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Correct Spelling Lane.

Enoch Powell.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.