Semantics Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

"We're working on it - but first we have to know what to call it!"

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Reading my Critics

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'