Semantic Enthusiast Gifts

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"