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'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Nihilistic customer service"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Signing the declaration of independence.