Interpretation Enthusiast Gifts

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'What does it mean. I'm just the guard here....the stress of the diagonal.'

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'

"O-Kay, Dale. Very interesting interpretation..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"My guess it's guacamole."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'