Semiotics Nerd Mugs

Trumped by Semniotics

Polly txt speak

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

What's normal?

Vlad the Inhaler

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Naked Mole Rat

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Max Weber

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Bull Pen

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Beware of Doug

Succeed

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Kettle Drum